Blog Posts - Octavarius returns to the stage at The Playground to openfor OINK this Wednesday. OINK is a sweet show with more than just improv. They have had music, sketch, clowning, whatever else. So prepare to be surprised and delighted. You never...
New James Bond Villian
Blog Posts - So, Sam Mendes will be directing the next Bond film. AWESOME!! But who will play the villian? We, the audience, need a classic villian bent on world domination. I present to you, Mr. Mendes, your next Bond villian! RUSSIAN TINZ...
The Edge’s horrifying secret revealed!
Blog Posts - U2 is one of the biggest bands in the history of rock music. The group also features one of rock’s most mysterious band members, The Edge. All of the mystery involves the guitarist’s hat, which it would seem he has...
OctaCast 2: Octavarius goes to the movies!
Blog Posts - We’ve recently recorded our second podcast, inspired by the Razzy Awards’ nominations for the worst movies of the decade. What are our opinions on the worst movies of the past ten years? Listen to the free podcast and find out....
The Octavarius website is banned in China
Blog Posts - Our field reporter in China has just informed me that he cannot access our website. Our message of democracy, freedom, and the American way must be so strong, that the Chinese Government is afraid its citizens couldn’t resist it. They’re...
Crying: Why Do We Do It? Did Cavemen Do It?
Blog Posts - The big question of the day: Did cavemen cry? Short answer: Yes (with questionable proof) Long answer: Inconclusive Ok, so I’ve been doing a lot of research, and I can’t seem to find a single source that says cavemen ever...
