Blog Posts - This is a late addition to “Annoying Week.” Enjoy! Five Annoying Things about Twitter Surely by now, almost everyone knows about Twitter. While it hasn’t had the ridiculous success of sites like Facebook and Friendster, it does have quite the...
Oh…..no….
Blog Posts - OW! SHIT! fuck! My eye! I am in so much pain….there is blood everywhere…I have a sword in my scrotum. Iefnkl neend I need someosme blarrrghhhhhhhhh! i need some one to help mehhh….good lord…. there is a finger lying on...
Holy Shit! LP owns swords!
Blog Posts - People of America! I finally got internet, so I am able to connect to all of your hearts via the invasion of Octavarius! Now, check it out! I am currently 3 feet away from LP (in our new apartment-or should...
An Acrostic Poem for “Mother”
Blog Posts - This is possibly the greatest work of poetry ever produced by man. I dare you to write a better acrostic poem for the word Mother! Leave it in the comments. M atron of the family O verworked and under appreciated...
Cinco de Mayo
Blog Posts - Because today is Cinco de Mayo, the rest of my post about Cinco de Mayo will be in Spanish. Keep in mind, I only took 2 years of Spanish and those years were 7th and 8th grade. Ola amigos! Es...
Podcast: Mom time!
Blog Posts - It’s almost Mother’s Day, and we here at Octavarius headquarters decided to honor our dear mothers. Mostly by telling embarrassing stories about them. We love you, moms of Octavarius! And for that matter, moms of the world! Oh, and have...
Scott Danielson: Fact Or Not Fact
Blog Posts - If you’ve been outside of your place of residence in the past decade, then chances are you’ve heard whispers of the man currently known as Scott Danielson. You have likely heard of his many rumored deeds and not even known...
27 years ago today, Lee Elia was very annoyed
Blog Posts - For those of you that were not old enough to understand or not even born yet (as I was not), in 1983 attendance at Chicago Cubs games was low. The bleachers were rarely sold out. Many people that attended Cubs...
This is the Song that Doesn’t End…
Blog Posts - When I was a kid, being annoying was a defense mechanism. When my parents were being too mean, I busted out some classic annoying gags. One common one was singing “The Song that Doesn’t End” from Lambchop’s Play Along. The...
