Blog Posts - If you’re just a regular guy, you probably don’t understand why a self-respecting man would get down on one knee and chug a Smirnoff Ice. But the above picture is not of some regular guy. The man pictured above is...
“Lost” a Bet: Part I
Blog Posts - know that the Television series “Lost” has been over for a while but I haven’t had a chance to make fun of it because I was too busy laughing and jerking off. It may come as a shock to you,...
Podcast: The Dream Jobs That We’ll Be Fired From
Blog Posts - This week, we’ve been asked about our dream jobs. Listen up for answers to the following questions: What filthy-rich celebrities can we not stand, and why? Whose hopes and dreams must Chris destroy in order to hold his job? How...
The Chicago Blackhawks Parade
Blog Posts - As many of you know, we here at Octavarius love us some Blackhawks. So when the Chicago Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup, we had to be a part of the celebration. So, this past friday, Tinz, Bwo, beloved friend Klahsio,...
NEVER mess with suspension of disbelief in wrestling or you’ll get punched!
Blog Posts - As some of you know, I love pro wrestling. I love to pretend that it’s real and that Hulk Hogan is a super hero and that the Undertaker has risen from the dead only to fight! In the following video,...
Mermaid vs. Human
Blog Posts - In the latest Octavarius podcast, we touched on how life as a mermaid would be great because, well, Disney tells us so and because mermaids don’t have to undergo the pains of childbirth! But would I really choose to give...
Things Are Still Different With Bananas
Humorous Videos - This is episode 6 of our epic series, Things Are Different With Bananas. See below for the latest episode, and then just let the videos play to see the rest. To get more silly videos, subscribe to our YouTube page.
Podcast: Long live the ocean! Death to the squid!
Blog Posts - In episode #19 of the podcast, we’re busting out our nearly endless knowledge of all things oceanic. We delve deep in order to answer questions such as: How many dolphin shows is too many dolphin shows? How would you pick...
Holy shit! Is that Daft Punk in the Star Wars cantina scene?
Blog Posts - Adidas has launched some new Star Wars campaign or some shit and some how an eclectic group of celebrities are involved blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah DAFT PUNK AND STAR WARS!!! oh yeah and snoop dogg, ciara,...
