Blog Posts - But ever since we drove off the invading alien hoards, (Thank you Will Smith, and former star Bill Pullman) the 4th of July has been known as the day when the whole world came together with one voice to say,...
Drinking Pepsi Throwback is like having sex with an alien
Blog Posts - Recently, LP, Marc, Nick, Tinz, and myself went on a 3 store journey to try new Pepsi Throwback. It’s Pepsi, but with natural sugar. Not to be confused with Pepsi that’s drank in Europe (I’ve had it, it’s different and...
Today, I entered the pantheon of manhood.
Blog Posts - Growing up as an American male I was exposed to many self-sufficient role models. Bob Vila could fix up that old house and make it look easy. Emerson and Thoreau touted the tenets of self-reliance in Self Reliance and Walden,...
Richardson Texas loves searching for sexy words on Google
Blog Posts - I was fooling around with Google Trends again, after remembering Tinz’s fun post Google Trends helps me not understand us, and I realized that Google Trends offers another bit of analysis. Google Trends also tracks the top 10 cities that...
While you’ve been on vacation, I farted on all your pillows.
Blog Posts - This post is a response to My Vacation will be so much better than Marc’s and Viringia is for lovers… of lameness. You guys may be having a wonderful time taking days off work and spending time with your family...
Tinz’s Life has been stolen!
Blog Posts - As of Friday, May 29th, I took Tinz’s life. A few of the Octavarius members share an apartment on the North Side of Chicago. This has resulted in some ridiculous acts. We have created many games that will be chronicled...
I’m Gay–for women.
Blog Posts - As I was sitting, watching Bride Wars the other night, I realized that I’m not really that into Kate Hudson nor Anne Hathaway. Anne Hathaway suits my tastes a little bit more, but she seems a bit flakey. I generally...
Bert and Ernie Are NOT Gay.
Blog Posts - The following post is a response to Marc’s comment on my earlier post on Comic Genius in Sesame Street. Marc made the assumption that Bert and Ernie are gay and I just wanted to clear the air for anyone confused...
Finally, the Bulls Have a New Villain!
Blog Posts - For so long, NBA basketball in Chicago has been lacking here in Chicago. Many arguments have been made about which and how many elements NBA basketball has been lacking here in Chicago. I feel that something people have been ignoring...
Put this in your urban dictionary!
Blog Posts - I’m generally an amiable person. I believe that people, by nature, are good. But some people are massive tools. Some people just really cannot help how much of a giant tool they can be. I call this type of person...
