Blog Posts - Here is the February 13th 2013 issue of Tiger Beat as described in our Apocalypse podcast. Make sure to check out Keith’s Coupon! SO CUTE!!!
LeBron James: Quit Playing Basketball and join our group
Blog Posts - I have sent the following email to LeBron’s marketing team at LRMR: I have an exciting proposal for your client, LeBron James. I am aware that he will become a free agent within the next 42 days and I have...
Keith and Tinz perform live in your home!
Blog Posts - Hello fellow Thursdayers! Have you nothing to do at 8PM central time tonight? No? Then I suggest you come back to Octavarius.com tonight at 8PM for a free live blogcast of Keith and Tinz songs! We will perform some off...
Shh… Octavarius is doing a FREE SHOW at the Underground Lounge
Blog Posts - Let me let you in on a special SECRET FREE OCTAVARIUS SHOW!!! We will be performing a 20 minute set as part of Old West Family Photo’s show at the Underground Lounge at Clark and Newport here in Chicago at...
Extreme Pets and the Morons Who Own Them
Blog Posts - Hey everybody! You may remember a time when I educated you on the crazy people who obsess over their cats. Well, I am back again to inform you of pet owners that are far dumber than any crazy cat lady....
Vincent the Twirling Man of Chicago
Blog Posts - My mother is the one that introduced me to The Twirling Man. She told me he was the “twirling man from the news”. He would twirl on local news broadcasts and wear these bright zoot suits. My mom ventured and...
Dueling: A Gentleman’s Guide to Shooting Someone
Blog Posts - “A man says something which another tells him is a lie. They fight, but whichever is killed the point in dispute remains unsettled.” Ben Franklin, guy who wasn’t president ` ` You know what annoys ME? Settling disputes without guns....
Awkward Boners lets everyone in on the fun!
Blog Posts - A favorite of many with a silly sense of humor, Awkward Boners.com brings you the best in boners at uncomfortable times and places. You also can rate if the boner is understandable or AWKWARD! Here are a few of my...
Why you should hop on the Chicago Blackhawks Bandwagon
Blog Posts - BWo here, and I am so excited because tonight is the first playoff game for the Chicago Blackhawks! A lot of people don’t understand much about hockey beyond the Mighty Ducks movies and I want to inspire you to find...
Conan takes a bad situation and turns it into a good one
Blog Posts - I’ve always admired those who can embrace the chaos of life and turn it into something fun at all times. The terrible mishandling of the Tonight Show was one of those situations where the chaos of life put a bunch...
