Blog Posts - 10 years ago today, The Phantom Menace opened in theatres and my childhood died. Let us take a moment of silence for the 10 year anniversary of the death of Star Wars.
Why Heinz Should Hire Keith
Blog Posts - A while back, I made some Heinz Ketchup commercials for a Heinz commercial contest. I didn’t win. These are some of my commercials. If you go to youtube through one of those links, there are a few more. These are...
Top 9 people I wouldn’t lend money to
Blog Posts - # 9) Danny Ocean Not only will I not get it back, but this guy will have sex with the woman I love. #8) Porter -He only wants his half back (wont even make a profit on -Avoids sex with...
What is the best date movie?
Blog Posts - I was told once that Matrix Reloaded is the perfect date movie, because it sucks just the right amount. Dates are interested in seeing it for it’s relation to The Matrix, a tolerable movie, but they get bored quickly. And...
Octavarius show tonight at The Spot
Blog Posts - Tonight Octavarius will be dropping by The Spot at 8pm to play before the Red Ink Theater’s “I Never.” Tickets are $5 and include 1 drink if I remember right. We’re going to have an obscene amount of fun,...
Did I IMDB “She’s All That”? Short answer: yes.
Blog Posts - As I write this, we are using my Xbox 360’s streaming Netflix service to watch She’s All That for free. For funsies, I went on IMDB for trivia and such. The movie’s photos, however, caught my eye. I’ll share all...
Enough excuses. Watch LOST already.
Blog Posts - Imagine if you will, two women. One is a young lady with a new born child. The other woman, old now, had a baby daughter but she was taken from her 16 years ago. The older woman sees the child...
Kaleidoscopic tap dance video
Blog Posts - I work for a tap dance company, so occasionally I get sent these off the hook videos of contemporary tap dancers. This one stars Emmy Award Winner Jason Samuels Smith (who will be in Chicago for Windy City Rhythms). Be...
Pickup lines I will use this weekend!
Blog Posts - I was looking at movie Taglines and I realized that a lot of them are horrible pickup lines. “The story of the strangest passion the world has ever known!” Dracula (1931) “The strangest story ever conceived by man.” King Kong...
