Blog Posts - If you’ve never seen the short lived Legend of Zelda cartoon, then you’re missing out. The main character, Link, is known for his famous line, “Excuse me, Princess,” which he says in just about every episode. Someone awesome on the...
Finally, after all my years of begging, someone made the male equivalent of the padded bra
Blog Posts - Thank god. I have been bemoaning my unflattering body for minutes now, ever since I saw Ript, the new men’s undershirt that makes it look like you’re, well, ripped. This comes from the same designer that helped make P Diddy’s...
Yeah, because I want to shit myself in public
Blog Posts - Whose idea is this? This is stupid! The Sears Tower (eat it Willis!) is having glass balconies on the 103rd floor. Stupid. Pure stupidity at its finest. I hate this idea. I think it is rotten. I hate it more...
Jiffy Lube, Slippery Sidewalks, Pep Boys, and the DMV: My Butt Hurts
Blog Posts - Edit: I didn’t intend for this post to be 1800 words long, so feel free to skip it if you don’t have the time. However, if stories of other people’s pain and misery makes you feel better about yourself, read...
Jeff Goldblum is not dead.
Blog Posts - But he’s drunk. And he loves Apple. But don’t we all have a little Mac that we love? I love my iPod. Jeff Goldblum you will be missed whenever you die.
Last night at the Coliseum
Blog Posts - Today we are moving out of the Coliseum, our home of the past two years. Sure the apartment wasn’t very classy, or clean, or even level (my rolly desk chair can easily prove that one). But I really got to...
Thank you to everyone who came to The Playground last night
Blog Posts - We had a blast at our second to last show at The Playground last night. It was Sex Bar’s last show with us, but I’m sure we’ll see them around sometime soon. Both other groups, Sex Bar and Bella were...
How to corrupt a file for free
Blog Posts - After my recent post on buying corrupted files to use on teachers and bosses, as a way to get a short extension on a tight deadline, I got a Facebook comment from Billy at MyCoolBlackFriend.com with instructions on how to...
Octavarius throws down at The Playground tonight at 8pm
Blog Posts - It’s our second to last night with Bella, and our last night with Sex Bar at The Playground tonight at 8. But as their name implies, Sex Bar will be going out with a bang. It has truly been an...
Elephants painted to look like pandas. Or pandaphants, if you will.
Blog Posts - Talk about discrimination. I guess in Thailand they’re still okay using panda-face. The real story is that the elephant, Thailand’s national symbol, has been neglected after the birth of a female panda cub at a Bangkok zoo. Since the birth,...
