Blog Posts - We here at Octavarius have a borderline-unhealthy fascination with actor/rapper/prophet Will Smith. As such, we’d like to wish him a very happy 42nd birthday today. Will, if you’re ever in Chicago on a Sunday night, we’d be honored if you...
Fast Food Quest 9: Yes, This is Still Happening.
Blog Posts - OOOHHHHHHH Yeah girl. I’m back again with yet another trivial review of some mediocre fast food products. Let’s get started shall we?! Starting with the McDonald’s BBQ Chicken Snack Wrap (fried) The chicken strips here actually aren’t awful. But if...
Change your Facebook Language to Pirate!
Blog Posts - Everyone knows that September 19th every year is “Talk Like a Pirate Day”. I’ve got some great news for everyone! You no longer even have to talk to people on “Talk Like a Pirate Day” to properly observe the holiday!...
Virtual Driving: Kansas Edition!
Blog Posts - Have you ever wanted to drive through Kansas from the comfort of your own home?! Well now you can!! Introducing, “The Kansas Driving Simulator!” Enjoy, but be warned, Kansas roads are pretty BuMpY!!! If you liked this, you might enjoy...
Fast Food Quest 8: Just Desserts. …Oh And A Burger.
Blog Posts - HABERSBERGER! Hey guys! It’s me again! Who? ME! Today I rode in a car for 14 hours. Some of those hours, I drove! HWOHOWow! Let’s look at some stuff I ate yeah? Yeah. Starting with the McDonald’s Smoothies! McDonald’s has...
Fast Food Quest 7: My First Dip into KFC (well, for the FFQ)
Blog Posts - Hello wonderful friends! I am back again with yet another installment of Fast Food Quest! What treat did I have the pleasure to enjoy the other day? Why, none other than a meal from the Colonel Himself! Ahhhhh…. Kentucky Fried...
Hugs and Pullups Challenge: Accepted and Completed
Blog Posts - Their second challenge was to order and consume said monstrosity. I ate it. It wasn’t terrible, but it was by no means good. I don’t know why they think that lettuce should go anywhere near scalding hot buttered bread, but...
Is Steve Urkel the Greatest Inventor of Our Time?
Blog Posts - Steve Urkel, you are the most impressive inventor of the late 20th century and have made products that we all can barely live with out. Yes, Steve Urkel, you did do that. You did create “cool juice” that transformed your...
Fast Food Quest 6: Blegh.
Blog Posts - Hey guys, back again with more reviews of awful fast food. I got a few sandwiches to go over. Let’s cut to the chase shall we? McDonalds 1/3 lb. Angus Deluxe I hate McDonalds. First off, the picture advertises TWO...
Fast Food Quest Five: 4 sonic value menu items
Blog Posts - Back again with another installment of my Fast Food Quest! Today I will review four items off of the Sonic value menu. Let’s begin with… the corndog! It tasted like your standard inexpensive corn dog from a grocery store, but...
