Blog Posts - Hey everyone! Boy, it sure has been a while, huh? Don’t worry, I have still been eating fast food, I just haven’t been able to post and write about much lately with the Album Release and all the work that...
Keith and Tinz – Vanilla Points available for download
Blog Posts - Yes! The highly anticipated second album from Keith and Tinz is finally here and available for purchase! It’s only 5 bucks, and I promise you’ll love it. Oh and just so everyone’s aware, it’s very uncensored. Download Vanilla Points here...
Keith, Tinz, and Cloud are Dickin’ Around on New Album
Blog Posts - Well, it’s been an intense past few months of writing, recording, and mixing, but the newest Keith and Tinz album, entitled Vanilla Points, is finished! Help us celebrate (and get your hands on a copy of the album) by attending...
Helmets Off, Sexy On: Most Do-able Chicago Bears
Blog Posts - This week, Chicago is all a-bustle in anticipation of Sunday’s NFC title game against the Packers. In our latest podcast, we touched on how girls usually don’t know all the in’s and out’s of football, and guys don’t like to...
Holy Shit! Paul the Octopus is right again!!!
Blog Posts - UPDATED 1/20/2011 Yeah, I know this is dumb but Paul the Octopus is now an astounding 6 for 6 in World Cup predictions! He stunned the world this week when he picked Spain to beat his native Germany in today’s...
Snow Penises are coming to a town near you!
Blog Posts - There is a little boy in Indiana that is just HORRIFIED by snow dicks. Just MORTIFIED by them. One woman’s two year-old has NO IDEA what a dick is. Someone should be brought to justice for sculpting these snow dicks....
Fast Food Quest 16: The Baconator! (and some other stuff)
Blog Posts - I thought this would be overpowering in the grease department (much like the triple, non-baconator burger) but it actually wasn’t! In fact, dare I say it, it was good. Well, I guess of course it was good. Cheese, bacon, beef,...
The Greatest Gift of All…
Blog Posts - Unlike a lot of people, I don’t get too excited for the gifting part of Christmas. I’m not claiming some moral high ground above commercialism, I’m just impossible to shop for. Over the years I’ve seen people make great efforts...
Power Wheels still exist and are just as Dangerous as ever!
Blog Posts - In this week’s podcast, Keith imagined what would happen if his future son, “Keith”, accidentally ran over Castellvi’s future son, “Lando”, on Christmas. Luckily there is plenty of information about Power Wheels all over the internet! Here’s my favorite: Pictured...
Fast Food Quest 15: Wendy’s. Weeeeeendy’s.
Blog Posts - Hey Everyone! Welcome to yet another installment of my quest to continue gaining weight! Today, I enjoyed yet another delightful stop at one of my favorite FFRs (fast food restaurants), Wendy’s!! WOOO! For my first treat, I went with an...
