Blog Posts - Tonight I am staying in a Sleep Inn in Kentucky. The room is fine, everything is perfectly up to standards, and they even offer a snackish free dinner! Unfortunately for me, at the time of the dinner I was too...
I’m glad we had fun!
Blog Posts - What a fun and fantastic show on Sunday! A special thanks to our ‘sponsors’: Equate Intimacy Jelly, Ice House Beer, and Glade Air Fresheners. The suggestion was “Panda” and we were able to explore an entire world where humans behave...
What ever happened to dance?
Blog Posts - Recently I watched Blues Brothers and when it got to the Ray Charles scene, I noticed that the dancing in that song is awesome! All the old dance moves! All the fun! Hooray! To refresh your memory of how much...
Allow me to introduce to you, Morning Musume!
Blog Posts - While staying in Georgetown, KY, I surfed the 24 channels our Fairfield Inn provided to find a channel entirely in Japanese. It was some sort of live performance show and the main act was a group of many brown haired...
How to wake your girlfriend up
Blog Posts - Disclaimer: The techniques proposed in this video do not represent the views of Octavarius nor of any of the individuals involved.
Multiple Choice: Guns, Drugs, or Both?
Blog Posts - Here in America’s crazy 2 party system, a lot of words get tossed around. Republicans and Democrats have begun to view one another as enemies. Right-wingers will call Democrats lazy hippie drug addicts and left-wingers call Republicans gun-crazy rednecks. Both...
An open letter of complaint to Senator Brian A. Wohl.
Blog Posts - The following complaint was created using Scott Pakin’s automatic complaint-letter generator, which is very amusing. Parts of what follows below were actually painful to write. However, because of the ongoing misinformation campaigns launched by Sen. Brian A Wohl and his...
Octavarius Returns with a Stadium-Sized show!
Blog Posts - Any given Sunday at 7pm at the Cornservatory you can see the energetic explosion of fun known as Octavarius! Sights and sounds of a great football game will be present! Bring your foam fingers! Wear that Nacho Hat! Drink your...