Blog Posts - We thought it’d be nice to get pumped up and positive this week, especially after all the posts from Gross Week. So to turn things around, we thought it’d be fun to get inspired with Inspiration Week. From wise Grandfathers,...
Living With a Crippling Fear of Muppets
Blog Posts - At a very early stage in my relationship with my girlfriend–to protect her identity, we’ll call her Flobbin–I discovered she hated puppets, and especially Muppets. She thought they were gross and disgusting and never wanted to watch them. “Well, this...
Drink much LP?
Blog Posts - …sure do, LP! Recently, after a night of heavy conservative alcohol abuse, I wound up at Chicago’s famous* Diner Grill with some friends. At said diner, there’s a bit of a challenge to all patrons… Finish a slinger and we’ll...
Tinz Is Doubling Down: Part 2
Blog Posts - For this to make sense, read Tinz Is Doubling Down: Part 1. Or don’t. You’re free to be confused if that’s your wish. The sad second chapter in this story simply couldn’t wait for me to get home to a...
Tinz is Doubling Down: Part 1
Blog Posts - As part of Octavarius’s Gross week, I am going to make a sacrifice today. Did I say sacrifice? I meant snackrifice.* Perhaps you’ve recently heard of the latest KFC monstrosity known as the Double Down. If not, here’s a picture....
Robert Hughes “Southernor of the Week” Award
Blog Posts - Mr. Charles Gross. Mathematician, Geek, Submarine Engineer. This week’s Robert Hughes “Southernor of the Week” award is being awarded to none other than Smith County High School Trigonometry/algebra/pre-calculus teacher, Mr. Gross! Mr. Gross was the best teacher Octavarius member,...
Claymation Vomit. If It’s Not Humans, It’s Okay!
Blog Posts - There are many things gross about human vomit. But for some reason, when cartoons, animals, or claymation figures do it, it’s funny.
More Virtual Driving!
Blog Posts - Have you ever wanted to drive through Colorado at night from the comfort of your own home?! Well now you can!! Introducing, “The Colorado Driving Simulator: Night Edition” Enjoy, but be warned, Colorado roads are pretty BuMpY!!! If you liked...
Podcast: Gross!!
Blog Posts - Octavarius kicks off our very own “Gross Week” with a special themed podcast, in which we discuss gross things. As it turns out, alcohol was involved in nearly all of our experiences. I should let you know ahead of time...
