Blog Posts - For those of you who missed the podcast this week, I brought up information about cats that I learned through my many travels along the internet (it’s the 21st century Tinz, that’s how people get information, you slag!). Specifically that...
Buzz Aldrin No Longer Cares About Anything. Except Wrestling.
Blog Posts - We were all watching the tail end of Monday Night Raw after rehearsal last night. (If you haven’t gathered from previous posts, we at Octavarius are pro-wrestling. Or I guess pro-pro-wrestling, to be more exact.) From what I gathered, last...
Podcast: Hairless Bears and Other Pets
Blog Posts - In episode 15 of our podcast, it’s all about pets. Who’s got ’em, who likes ’em, who is a capable enough human being to be responsible for ’em. And as a bonus, several of our dumbass games are introduced to...
Adorable Animals Mom Mixup
Blog Posts - Happy Mother’s Day everyone! Today we all celebrate our mothers. Problem is, some people do not have a mom. Similarly, some animals do not have mothers either. Thankfully, not all moms must be biologically related to their children. Anyone can...
Five Annoying Things about Twitter
Blog Posts - This is a late addition to “Annoying Week.” Enjoy! Five Annoying Things about Twitter Surely by now, almost everyone knows about Twitter. While it hasn’t had the ridiculous success of sites like Facebook and Friendster, it does have quite the...
Oh…..no….
Blog Posts - OW! SHIT! fuck! My eye! I am in so much pain….there is blood everywhere…I have a sword in my scrotum. Iefnkl neend I need someosme blarrrghhhhhhhhh! i need some one to help mehhh….good lord…. there is a finger lying on...
Holy Shit! LP owns swords!
Blog Posts - People of America! I finally got internet, so I am able to connect to all of your hearts via the invasion of Octavarius! Now, check it out! I am currently 3 feet away from LP (in our new apartment-or should...
Vincent the Twirling Man of Chicago
Blog Posts - My mother is the one that introduced me to The Twirling Man. She told me he was the “twirling man from the news”. He would twirl on local news broadcasts and wear these bright zoot suits. My mom ventured and...
An Acrostic Poem for “Mother”
Blog Posts - This is possibly the greatest work of poetry ever produced by man. I dare you to write a better acrostic poem for the word Mother! Leave it in the comments. M atron of the family O verworked and under appreciated...
