Blog Posts - Come on, Obama. Just shut it off. Shut off the Internet and rule us. Now’s as good a time as ever. I mean, really, what have you gained by not shutting off the Internet? You’ve got legions of people who...
How to make a perfect child.
Blog Posts - Ugh, that baby looks very worried and aware. Blegh.
Congratulations, BWo. It’s a Smith.
Blog Posts - This hasty post is a direct response to BWo’s earlier bout of nonsense. If you clicked on the link above, you’d see that LP and LP would produce a super-unlikely baby. Using the same face-morphing website thing, I decided to...
The internet does an abysmal job of helping me realize my fears
Blog Posts - In this week’s Fear Podcast, the possibility of LP asexually reproducing came up. This irked me. So I went to a face-morphing website to analyze what it would look like if LP had sex with himself and made a baby....
Bonus Podcast: The Road to Tennessee
Blog Posts - Last week Keith, LP and I took a mini-vacation to Tennessee with our native Tennesseean friend and Southerner of the Week award winner Robert Hughes. Though we had BBQ and moonshine on the brain, we still had the foresight to...
A great use of Youtube.
Blog Posts - I came across this today and really needed to share it with you all. If you like beautiful music and weird ideas, this is for you.
Octavarius musical weekly recap. a week late.
Blog Posts - last week Tinz and I made a song about the posts that went onto octavarius.com, but the file wouldn’t upload and I couldn’t post it until now. So now it’s late and makes less sense. Enjoy! Then check out some...
Podcast: Fear. It’s Scary.
Blog Posts - This week, a podcast listener asks us what we’re afraid of. And as it turns out, we’re afraid of a lot. Listen and find out: Which Octavarius member is prepared for a zombie invasion Why you should or should not...
MISSED CONNECTION: ANTIQUE HORSE SIGN, TN
Blog Posts - Me: A 24-year-old male who went to Tennessee recently and, with the help of LP and Keith, crafted a new game similar in many respects to both darts and bowling. The game involved Nerf guns and a game board adapted...
A Twilight Parody for Lauren
Blog Posts - If you’ve heard Lauren on our podcasts, or read her posts, you will know that she is looking for a nice Jewish vampire to marry. I hope for her sake it doesn’t go like this:
