Blog Posts - My Internet show of the moment: Bill is the easiest to please – although it usually follows with a comment like ‘I’m just that kind of guy.’ Anne has the wise cracks and jokes And Joe… well, Joe gives the...
Republican March Madness
Blog Posts - This is the second to last round of the Republican Race to the Bottom on BuzzFlash.com. The contest is a March Madness style bracket where GOP contenders face off in one-on-one matches to see who’s worse. It’s all in good...
Blowjobs.
Blog Posts - Wanna hear about the worst blowjob I ever got? It was awesome.
Music Videos
Blog Posts - Just a couple of neat music videos I have found online: Kay Pettigrew: The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Theme and… Thunderheist: Jerk It
thru-you.com: Songs Mashed from YouTube
Blog Posts - I stumbled upon this website a few days ago and I’m loving it. Somebody took a bunch of unrelated YouTube clips (music instruction, instrument demos, and random people playing music in front of a webcam for funsies) and mashed them...
A Game of Cat and Mouse: Chapter One
Blog Posts - I hate this city. It’s filled with the unused sweat of the hopeless and the putrid ejaculate of the wicked. Nothing matters anymore. I’ve been a cop for twenty years and I know in my heart that it’s accomplished nothing....
My Recent Favorite Improv Form – JTS Brown
Blog Posts - For the past 4 months or so, I’ve been a big fan of the form JTS Brown. It’s a crazy, awesome, form that basically follows the philosophy that everything is a gift and everything your fellow players say and do...
Green Eggs and Ham
Blog Posts - Sam I am, O! Sam I am, I’d never seen green eggs and ham, but I’ve eaten many other foods, like leg of cow or rack of lamb. But yesterday I took a hike, down Roscoe street with my friend...
Jokes, but in Real Life: a Cuteness Fail
Blog Posts - Today I tried very hard to be funny. Big mistake. My girlfriend was planning to stop by this morning at 9:30 to drop off her laptop so it wouldn’t be sitting in her car all day. Since I didn’t have...
Fred Schneider Once Looked Like Your Uncle
Blog Posts - I had a long drive back from an 11-hour work day, and to keep myself awake I let iTunes Genius create a very typical 80’s playlist for me. Before long, the B-52’s “Rock Lobster” was blasting in the Hyundai. I...