Blog Posts - Thanks to the Onion for this one. They know me all too well. Obama Depressed, Distant Since ‘Battlestar Galactica’ Series Finale “Our nation finds itself in uncharted territory in the deep emptiness of space,” Obama announced. “The Old Girl has...
Tom Hanks is James Bond
Blog Posts - This video is amazing! It combines both my love for Tom Hanks and my love for James Bond.
James Bond’s sex life
Blog Posts - I am bored at work, and was incredibly curious of how many times and in how many different places James Bond has had sex. The following is my answer. His Hotel Room: 14 Her Place: 8 On a Boat: 7...
New Ghostbusters Movie?
Blog Posts - With the video game coming soon, I feel like it’s the Mid 80’s all over again. I’m 2 years old and running around the house with my proton pack! httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyVGSGynYpg however with all the discussion about the game, and the...
Your Tax Day Wish List
Blog Posts - This morning I plugged my iPod into my computer to sync it for the morning commute to Hoffman Estates. ( I had maybe 300 MB worth of music to add.) After ten minutes I saw no progress in the music sync-up, so...
Texas lawmaker told Asian-Americans to change their names
Blog Posts - I am not suprised anymore. This guy told Asian-Americans that they should be changing their names so “Americans” can pronounce them. I am happy to contribute to the end of her political career by distributing this video. Please share. I...
“Mattresses for Heavy People” sign
Blog Posts - We weren’t sure if this sign was offensive or just factual. It’s kind of funny, but what’s more funny is the pain on our faces as we are blinded by the setting sun just for the sake of this dumb...
Billy Bob does his best Dylan (Updated)
Blog Posts - Billy Bob ‘don’t call it a hobby’ Thornton was on Q TV, a Canadian radio show that is also taped (radio doesn’t belong on TV silly). Sorry, I probably should have said ‘The Boxmasters’ were on Q TV to promote...
Commie Easter Egg Hunt and Other Easter Traditions
Blog Posts - When I was a kid, my family held an Easter Egg hunt throught the house. The eggs were plastic and usually filled with goodies (at the time a few nickels, or a hershey’s kiss counted). Cari, my youngest sister, was...
Jim Carrey “I defiled a timeless piece of art”
Blog Posts - First, how awesome would it be to exist as Jim Carrey? Second, how fun would it be to exist as Jim and go nuts in a recording studio singing I am the Walrus? I hope I get to do something...
