Blog Posts - Q: What did one Indian female garment say when she bumped into the other Indian female garment? A: Sari. Dumb dumb dumb.
A dumb joke that I thought of while listening to the “Q&A” (basis for Slumdog Millionaire) audiobook
10 things you didn’t know about orgasm – video from TED
Blog Posts - Warning, there is some adult content. But most of it is hilarious and factual research about the inner workings of the orgasm. Check out the TED website.
James Earl Jones: Teaching from fear
Blog Posts - Patrick Stewart isn’t the only famous actor from a sci fi classic that can teach the children. Mr. Jones, teach the children. Oh, he disappeared at the end. He’s probably coming to kill whatever his eyes haven’t yet.
An open letter to the man that broke into my car
Blog Posts - Dear Gron Fitzs, First of all, please allow me to explain how I know your name; my knowledge of this has no doubt taken you by surprise. As you know, sometime on Saturday night you shattered the front passenger-side window...
I’m gay-for Die Hard
Blog Posts - After reading Brian’s post about being gay for women, I realized something about myself.
Tom Cruise’s profile
Blog Posts - Notice anything?
I’m Gay–for women.
Blog Posts - As I was sitting, watching Bride Wars the other night, I realized that I’m not really that into Kate Hudson nor Anne Hathaway. Anne Hathaway suits my tastes a little bit more, but she seems a bit flakey. I generally...
Patrick Stewart sings the alphabet
Blog Posts - In our continuing flurry of bizarre Star Trek finds, here’s Patrick Stewart singing the alphabet. I like that he says “Zed” instead of “Z”.
Art Institute Modern Wing: Good signs for modern art
Blog Posts - I visited the new Art Institute Modern Wing last weekend during the Lollapalooza-esque fervor that surrounded it’s opening. And if art holds a mirror up to nature, then the Art Institute is the fun house of art mirrors. I have...
Happy Memorial Day from Octavarius
Blog Posts - I don’t have a balcony or patio to grill on, so I’ll be boiling my hot dogs today. What is everyone’s facvorite hot dog place? Are any of them near Lakeview in Chicago, IL? Happy Memorial Day.
