Blog Posts - Whose idea is this? This is stupid! The Sears Tower (eat it Willis!) is having glass balconies on the 103rd floor. Stupid. Pure stupidity at its finest. I hate this idea. I think it is rotten. I hate it more...
Jiffy Lube, Slippery Sidewalks, Pep Boys, and the DMV: My Butt Hurts
Blog Posts - Edit: I didn’t intend for this post to be 1800 words long, so feel free to skip it if you don’t have the time. However, if stories of other people’s pain and misery makes you feel better about yourself, read...
Jeff Goldblum is not dead.
Blog Posts - But he’s drunk. And he loves Apple. But don’t we all have a little Mac that we love? I love my iPod. Jeff Goldblum you will be missed whenever you die.
Last night at the Coliseum
Blog Posts - Today we are moving out of the Coliseum, our home of the past two years. Sure the apartment wasn’t very classy, or clean, or even level (my rolly desk chair can easily prove that one). But I really got to...
Drinking Pepsi Throwback is like having sex with an alien
Blog Posts - Recently, LP, Marc, Nick, Tinz, and myself went on a 3 store journey to try new Pepsi Throwback. It’s Pepsi, but with natural sugar. Not to be confused with Pepsi that’s drank in Europe (I’ve had it, it’s different and...
How to corrupt a file for free
Blog Posts - After my recent post on buying corrupted files to use on teachers and bosses, as a way to get a short extension on a tight deadline, I got a Facebook comment from Billy at MyCoolBlackFriend.com with instructions on how to...
Elephants painted to look like pandas. Or pandaphants, if you will.
Blog Posts - Talk about discrimination. I guess in Thailand they’re still okay using panda-face. The real story is that the elephant, Thailand’s national symbol, has been neglected after the birth of a female panda cub at a Bangkok zoo. Since the birth,...
Corrupted files for sale to students who need to buy more time
Blog Posts - Procrastinators, you’re dream has come true. Corrupted-Files.com sells pre-corrupted files for you to send to your teacher as if you were turning in a project. The teacher will find out it’s corrupted as soon as he/she checks, but in the...