Blog Posts - That’s right, bcaon shoes. Like the bacon bra and the beef jerky briefs, the bacon shoe takes meat fashion to the next level. Available from Keds on Zazzle, the bacon shoe can be customized with different stitching, sole, and binding...
The Harry Ellis D-Bag of the week! (8/2-8/9)
Blog Posts - It’s raining outside….its been a long week…at least you are not this guy… He is a D-Bag! doesn’t shower his name is Oswald Cobblepot (asshole name) bites a man’s nose!! owns tons of umbrellas, yet it doesn’t rain in gotham...
John Hughes, R.I.P.
Blog Posts - John Hughes, director of every 80s movie you like, passed away at the age of 59, If you’ve got the time tonight, pop in Breakfast Club, or Sixteen Candles, or any of the hundreds of films he worked on. John...
Archaeologists discover ancient Michael Jackson bust, finally proving that his videos were, in fact, reenactments of history.
Blog Posts - A bust of Egyptian Michael Jackson was discovered in the corner of the Field Museum’s Ancient Egypt exhibit earlier this week. Finally proving that his music videos were a window into Michael Jackson’s ability to travel through time. Michael’s video...
Jeremy Piven and Ken Jeong show us how it’s done.
Blog Posts - I don’t know how I missed this live, but on WWE’s Monday Night Raw Jeremy Piven and Ken Jeong were the guest hosts. They were promoting their new movie The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard. They proceeded to not only...
Farting on a crowded train
Blog Posts - Dear Crowded Train Farter, You know who you are. I’m pretty sure I sw you giggling today on the Brown Line at 5:12pm. You think you’re so funny, you and the vegetables you ate for lunch. We weren’t laughing.
George Brett sings
Blog Posts - What Royals Hall-of-Famer George Brett is saying has in no way been changed, just altered by pitch. This video below combines a couple of my favorite things: Auto-Tuned video and a man with no filter of what’s on his mind....
Websites of yore
Blog Posts - Remember what websites looked like 12 years ago? Yeah, I don’t either, but that’s what’s great aboutthe internet, we don’t have to. There are a variety of sites devoted to archiving internet development, and it’s fun to go back and...
Mr. Perfect is simply Perfect
Blog Posts - The late, great, Mr. Perfect (Curt Henning) was one of my favorite wrestlers growing up. The best part about him was that he actually was that good at every sport. My favorite part about him was the ridiculous vignettes they...
UK furniture warehouse attempts world mattress dominos record
Blog Posts - I don’t know if you’ve been checking the news, but apparently there’s some sort of global recession going on right now. One consequence is that many employees sit around waiting for orders to roll in, like these fine blokes from...
