Octavarius: Stone Cold Jane Austen

Dearest Friends,

You are cordially invited to a ball at the ComedySportz estate this Sunday at 7pm.

Despite writing sweeping tales of romantic love, Jane Austen never married. This Sunday, you’ll find out why.

There will be pride. There will be prejudice. There will be pile drivers.

Tickets are $10, but if you make a sign for Jane you’ll get in for $7.

And stick around for the afterparty so we can hang out!