Ladies, its me, M-I-K-U-L-A +! I was watching Attack of the Clones the other day, and SMACK it hit me, this burning question, why is Queen Amidala dating Anakin Skywalker!?
Queen, I present to you, the top reasons why you should date me, instead of Anakin Skywalker.
1.) He’s Mean. I am incredibly nice, caring, and soft!
2.) He’s in horrible shape. I am sculpted like Michelangelo’s David.
3. He chops his son’s hand off. I love cats!

If he could do this to someone he loves, what could he do to someone who does not make good mac n' cheese?
Thanks you Queen, you may reach me in Chicago.