Ladies, its me, M-I-K-U-L-A +! I was watching Attack of the Clones the other day, and SMACK it hit me, this burning question, why is Queen Amidala dating Anakin Skywalker!?
Queen, I present to you, the top reasons why you should date me, instead of Anakin Skywalker.
1.) He’s Mean. I am incredibly nice, caring, and soft!
2.) He’s in horrible shape. I am sculpted like Michelangelo’s David.
3. He chops his son’s hand off. I love cats!
Thanks you Queen, you may reach me in Chicago.