Trivia Dog Beans

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Don’t eat the dog beans. Don’t do it! They will be easily recognized because they’re freakin’ talking. If you wanna see a dog bean in action view horror live footage at youtube. There’s lots of them so don’t waste all day there! Watch a few and come back!

This is the last thing my friend saw before he turned grey. It was two weeks ago. He is back to having colors now but he still has some black lines coming off of him.

This is Mameshiba, it is japan for “Curse Hound Wisdom Vegetable” WHICH COINCIDENTALLY is my new screen name {no stealing} And also, don’t eat them! If you are eating a bean food (not a good idea as you will soon see) and a bean seems to have ears and a voice and a desire to say “Did you know?” then you should chalk that meal up as a loss and walk away.

~~THE HORRIFYING CONSEQUENCES~~

Listening to a Dog Bean Trivia is typically a hazard as you will turn grey afterwards and lines will appear on you. Only the truly blessed can avoid this with fortitude and luck. Don’t risk it. Although the trivia may seem harmless and possibly not even true, I don’t know, ask a scientist, it will still Harm you unless you take great offence to it, or are enthralled by other thoughts. If you cannot avoid the hearing, then avoid the thinking! Fill your mind with anything that you feel strongly about and is not related to the trivia except tangentially.

She did not heed my advice and is now racking up huge hospital debts and also social embarrassment.

We are unaware of the cause of these culinary canines except to know that they come from Japan but are found in Every Sort of Bean, even jelly beans and peanuts which are completely not beans, I don’t know what they are thinking. First Thought is a kind of company which made them for business but they rebelled? Only I cannot fathom how money could be made here, except by Greying Out people and taking their wallets or charging them exorbitant amounts for Skin Dyes to hide their shame. Tye dye shirts also, these are required also.

The beans are not localized. Fear all regions where beans or bean-like objects can co-exist.

I can only say, as a word of caution, that bomb shelters are not safe because what do they have in them aside from teens smoking out of sight out of mind? Canned beans is what, that and bottled water, and books also, featuring comfortable chairs and probably batteries. It is therefore crucial that we all become meatatarians so that the Menace 2 Society can be overcome by rot and staleness while we eat delicious animals which do no harm to us and bear no irrelevant knowledge. Don’t grow beans! Don’t eat em!