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this slob doen't even tie his bow-tie
- # 9) Danny Ocean
Not only will I not get it back, but this guy will have sex with the woman I love.
Passion of the asshole!
#8) Porter
-He only wants his half back (wont even make a profit on
-Avoids sex with Lucy Liu
-Shoots really nice alligator leather suitcases.
I will not be robbed by men dressed like Newsies.
#7) Johnny Hooker and Henry Ganondorf
-The ultimate con-men. Also Paul Newman is clearly irresponsible enough to burn money with his cigar.
The headless idiot
#6) Howard Payne
-No!
You can see his work in the new Star Trek film!
#5) A Black Hole
-I just have this feeling that I will never see my money again.
#4) The Joker
-He’ll take my money and then burn it.
He’s that guy that no one else likes, and you have those awkward “what have you been up to?” conversations with
I will never buy this movie
#3 Anyone that worked on the film Twister
Because they are all fucking idiots
This man has it worse than Imhotep
#2 That Guy on the EL
I’m sorry, but if he needed money that bad, he should join the circus
What's lies are behind that beard?
#1) Scott Hogan
No explanation needed
