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"I've got better things to do than read that dumb Octavarius website!"
Our field reporter in China has just informed me that he cannot access our website.
Our message of democracy, freedom, and the American way must be so strong, that the Chinese Government is afraid its citizens couldn’t resist it.
They’re probably right.
To writers, commenters, and readers of this website., congratulations. We scared China.
To Chinese Government officials who screen websites, I’m sorry about that dumb bananas sketch. If that’s what did it, please let me know.
