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Hello!
Been a while, huh? Anyways, I have found the newest recruitment to team D-Bag, quarterbacked by Harry Ellis himself… The newest recruit.
I. Am. Sex.
Mr. Shaman himself from a village in Temple of Doom. According to the Indiana Jones wiki page, his name is Marhan. Why is he a D-Bag?
Simple.
- He doesnt ever appear to be working. Rather he just stands at a river bed and watches people on rafts.
- Doesnt say hello, but points to people.
- clearly hasn’t been sober since 1916.
- Apparently has dreams that Shiva made people go through a plane crash, slide down a mountain in a raft, and then almost drown in roaring rapids. What a dick!
- Laughs at people about said dream.
- Tells Indy that he HAS to go to Bangkok Palace, which is in the opposite direction of Dehli.
- Makes them travel by elephant. Dick!
- Talks to himself.
- Apparently went out to fight a fire, while the Thuggee took all the children in the village. This man is old. I doubt he did any fighting of fire, but instead sat on a rock and laughed at others getting burned.
- Loses Mr. Potato Head
- Killed Mufasa
- Does not recycle
- Still thinks it funny to dip his friends hand in hot water to make them pee while they are sleeping.
Huge cock! Seriously! I huge in India!! Shiva my linga!
