This post originally aired on October 20, 2009.
With Halloween just around the corner, I know lots of people out there are getting worried that they are not gonna have a cool costume with their low budget. I, in the past, have looked online and found very few cost efficient costumes for people my age. So I have decided to help all you penny pinchers out this holiday season.
Costume 1: Zombie Basketball Player
Whoa mama! Now that’s a spicy meatball of a costume!
Costume 2: A fat person
Costume 3: A Fat Zombie Basketball player
THESE ARE YOUR OPTIONS!
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