Everyone’s favorite comedian, Rorschach the Cable Guy is trying to break into the stand up business on Funny or Die.

Please help Rorschach the Cable Guy break into the stand up business by saying he’s funny on Funny or Die.

Rorschach the Cable Guy cries at night.Hopefully, with enough help, Rorschach won’t have to cry at night.

Also, if you know where his wife is, please tell her to go home. Rorschach the Cable Guy needs her.

Special thanks to Mike Noens for his sweet cinematography and editing. Check out his other work at CNGM Pictures.