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Mr. Gross Rules
Mr. Charles Gross.
Mathematician, Geek, Submarine Engineer.
This week’s Robert Hughes “Southernor of the Week” award is being awarded to none other than Smith County High School Trigonometry/algebra/pre-calculus teacher, Mr. Gross! Mr. Gross was the best teacher Octavarius member, Keith Habersberger had in high school. He was an excellent teacher and a very cool and intelligent man. On many Fridays he and his classes would play trivial pursuit for extra credit. He even wrote a parody of “Walking in a Winter Wonderland” called “Surviving in a Nuclear Holocaust.” He was truly a brilliant man and not actually gross in the least.
Because of all this, Mr. Charles Gross recieves this week’s Robert Hughes “Southernor of the Week” award!
Congratulate him if you see him.
