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CNN has fired their top slow-witted news hunk, Rick Sanchez for anti-semetic comments. During a radio interview yesterday Rick called Jon Stewart a bigot and suggested that CNN is run by Jews.
Hey guys, it's handsome Rick Sanchez. In today's news, what's up with those Jews?
Rick is known for being good looking and saying stupid shit all the time. His news show wasn’t excellent, but he had a Twitter so people kinda liked that, I suppose. Here’s a picture of him pretending like he knows where Hawaii is.
So yeah. He’s a male news bimbo. His stud quarterback good looks and lack of professional insignt/knowledge about things like geography and the metric system make him perfect fodder for Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. They make fun of him quite a bit and apparently Sanchez got sick of it. He accused Stewart of being a bigot who only insults him because he’s Hispanic and doesn’t “just read a teleprompter.” Then he had a few words about how Stewart surrounds himself with Jews who are not minorities because they control the media.
Oops.
He lost his cool and in the process, stuck his big handsome foot in his own mouth.
No that's your leg Rick.
So yeah. Rick’s toast now. He violated that old newsman credo: For fucks sake, don’t make public statements about Jews controlling everything.
I just want to say that I’ll miss Rick. Sure his comment was a big dumb cherry on the stupid-shit cupcake he’s spent 6 years baking on CNN, but I don’t know if the man’s a bigot. He’s said dumb things in the past without thinking. Like the time he accidentally called the president “cotton pickin.” I don’t want to label him as bigoted because I can’t know what’s in the man’s heart. But truth be told, I never minded seeing him on tv.
America is full of well-intentioned dumbfucks. I kind of enjoyed being able to turn on the news and see a loveable dumbfuck read me the day’s top stories. Farewell, Rick Sanchez! You will be missed.
Oh, and apparently youtube has taken down the video of Rick getting tased. It’s a good one, so if you want to see it, click the picture below and watch it on the Daily Show’s website.
