By 
Melt in Hell you Hag!
Dear Chicago Winter:
I must inform you that after 47 work quality counseling sessions with company management and 67 written warning letters about your poor work quality, there has not been an acceptable improvement evident in your work. As we discussed on December 1st, 2009, you had to improve your work quality by December 2nd, 2009 to justify continued employment with this organization. The Nick Mikula is tired of your bull shit company has tried to work with you in every way possible to develop your work skills and to meet our quality production needs. However it has become evident that your work quality is not up to the standards required of our employees in the position you were hired to perform.
This leaves me with no choice but to tell you that your employment is terminated effective immediately. Please return all company property to my foot up your ass, including your employee access badge.
Sincerely,
Nick Mikula
HR manager of Nick Mikula is tired of your bull shit
