I was looking at movie Taglines and I realized that a lot of them are horrible pickup lines.
“The story of the strangest passion the world has ever known!” Dracula (1931)
“The strangest story ever conceived by man.” King Kong (1933)
“Handcuffed to the girl who double-crossed him.” The 39 Steps (1935)
“The Monster demands a Mate!” The Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
“You’ll never laugh as long and as loud again as long as you live! The laughs come so fast and so furious you’ll wish it would end before you collapse!” Modern Times (1936)
“A glorious songburst of gaiety and laughter!” Swing Time (1936)
“Only the rainbow can duplicate its brilliance.” The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938)
“Garbo LAUGHS!” Ninotchka (1939)
“A Powerful Story of 9 Strange People!” Stagecoach (1939)
“Gaiety! Glory! Glamour!” The Wizard of Oz (1939)
“I am Heathcliff! I love a woman who belongs to another man!… My love was fierce… my hate is burning! I will have vengeance!” Wuthering Heights (1939)
“EVERYBODY’S TALKING ABOUT IT! It’s Terrific!” Citizen Kane (1941)
“A story as EXPLOSIVE as his BLAZING automatics!” The Maltese Falcon (1941)
“They’re making memories tonight!” It’s A Wonderful Life (1946)
“It’s The Hilarious Answer To Who Wears The Pants!” Adam’s Rib (1949)
“Check in. Relax. Take a shower.” Psycho (1960)
“…and remember, the next scream you hear may be your own!” The Birds (1963)
“The Happiest Sound In All The World!” The Sound of Music (1965)
“Look Up! Look Down! Look Out! Here Comes The Biggest Bond Of All!” Thunderball (1965)
“Your eyes… Your ears… Your senses… will be overwhelmed.” Days of Heaven (1978)
and finally, the most impressive of them all…
“In space no one can hear you scream.” Alien (1979)