Blog Posts - All too often I find myself staying up too late at night and not getting as much sleep as I should as a result. Throughout my entire adult life I have struggled with the dilemma of how much fun I...
I am the HammerSlammer
Blog Posts - Let it be known to the masses that I, Keith “HammerSlammer” Habersberger, am the true HammerSlammer, and all others who claim themselves to be the HammerSlammer are nothing but petty impostors. “HammerSlammer Leave you Enamored Slam more hammers Than spam...
Podcast: Quit playing Mario and listen to us talk about Mario!
Blog Posts - In this, our fifth installment of the OctaCast, we tackle some serious issues within the Mushroom Kingdom. Download the podcast below (or at the Octavarius page in the iTunes Store) to hear thoughtful, intelligent conversation on: The futility of Mario’s...
I am won the lottery!
Blog Posts - See you later, world! I am outta here! I won the lottery! Check out the under email I got!! UNITED NATIONS INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY PROMOTION PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT. WINNING NO: 8701/LPRC/ SIX BATCH NO: SA/10/FE TICKET No: FE08WCSA RE: WINNING NOTIFICATION...
Thanks for coming to the show last night,. I hope the kangaroos weren’t too hot for you.
Blog Posts - Thank you to everyone who made it out to the show last night. And thanks to Old West Family Photo for having us again. If you weren’t there, you missed some fun shows and $3 vodka and cranberries.. It was...
Go For The GhoOoOould!
Blog Posts - Before the 2010 Winter Olympics end and we go back to (let’s be honest) forgetting that they existed in the first place, let us think fondly back… …to how spoOoOoOoky men’s figure skating was!! That is all.
Glenn Beck: Is He Andy Kaufman?
Blog Posts - Nobody can dispute what Andy Kaufman did for comedy. Shunning the term “comedian,” Kaufman referred to himself as “a song and dance man.” From wrestling women to creating the miserable alter ego Tony Clifton, Kaufman always put on a fantastic...
Our lives have been forever changed
Blog Posts - Yesterday, I found this online. I recommend you watch it by itself first. Then, open it up in several windows or several different devices around the room and play them to create a round effect. This one stays with you...
I Have Been Living a Lie.
Blog Posts - Ladies and gentlemen of the world, I regret to inform you all of a horrible activity that has gone on for too long. I have been in a position of power that I have not deserved to be in for...
