- “Boner” is one of, if not the, most fun word in English. Its many facets make it invaluable in casual conversation. When you’re describing drunken escapades or mocking a foolish friend, “boner” is there for you. But there’s still a...
Angry Republican Voicemail
Blog Posts - What you are about to hear are two voice mail messages that somehow slipped out into cyberspace. They are from an angry republican by the name of Nat Fliers. The messages were intended to only be heard by a democratic...
Poor Sandra Bullock. She Should Have Never Made that Pact With Satan
Blog Posts - In the past two decades, Sandra Bullock has been everywhere. She’s been in blockbuster mega hit movies, as well as steaming piles of cinema dog poop. After not really hearing about her since Miss Congeniality 2, I was surprised to...
How thirsty is too thirsty?
Blog Posts - This thirsty. Photo courtesy of the thirsty guy driving next to me.
Damn, girl, look at our birthday cake!
Blog Posts - Last night Octavarius had our first birthday party, and to kick off a new year of new business Amy Scare-a made this kickass cake design! It was even more delicious to eat than it was to look at! Yum!! Thanks...
Adult Film Stars Playing D&D
Blog Posts - The common stereotype of D&D players is that they’ll never get laid. Well, The Escapist decided to shatter that myth by filming a D&D session with a group of adult film ladies. Enjoy. Special thanks to Jason at An Improvised...
Podcast: Octavarius Dreams!
Blog Posts - Happy Podcast Monday, everyone! In this week’s episode, the group discusses their favorite (and most terrifying) dreams. I was once again out of commission for iO shows, but I was astounded by all of the dumb-ass things we’re capable of...
Happy 1st Birthday Octavarius
Blog Posts - One year ago today at 5pm, we met upstairs at Mullen’s for our first rehearsal as Octavarius. Since then we’ve done 30 shows around Chicago, made a bevy of short films, had over 1200 people listen to our podcast, and...
A Child’s Poem About Mario
Blog Posts - We are big Mario fans (see our “Are Mario and Peach an Item” podcast if you doubt me.) So it’s always good to see that future generations also appreciate his work as well. This elementary school kid wrote a poem...
Thanks for Being Our St. Patrick’s Day Companions
Blog Posts - Thank you to everyone who took time out of their busy schedule of drinking themselves stupid, to stop by the show last night. We had a great time, and did a great honor to the memory of the Teenage Mutant...
