Blog Posts - Our good friend Scott “Scotch Dape” Danielson brought us a case of Fun Dip to the last podcast recording. (Seriously, you’ve never seen more Fun Dip in your life.) Now we’ve got candy on our brains. And powder-covered candy sticks...
KFC Double Down- A Video Review.
Blog Posts - Back when the double down first came out, I decided I would try to eat it. This is a 3 part video of before, during, and after the consumption of the Double Down. Yeah. It’s gonna be gross.
Robert helps us learn
Blog Posts - A little while ago Robert and I went to the Shedd Aquarium. Robert helped me learn about the sea life there, and now he can help you too! This is just one of the wonderful things that Robert has brought us....
The Final Things Are Different With Bananas
Humorous Videos - The wait is over. We have finally reached the conclusion of our epic series, Things Are Different With Bananas. This is all of Things Are Different With Bananas in order. You have to watch all the way through to get...
BWo has Knife-Edge chopped Tinz!
Humorous Videos - As it has been noted in a prior post, Tinz and I had a running bet for over 6 months that if I caught him sporting a bare chest. I had to say the words “I love you, I’m sorry.”...
Toy Story 3: Communist Pixar Hates Our Freedom
Blog Posts - Well it’s summer, so time for conservatives/liberals to claim summer blockbusters as some sort of victory for their ideology. Like when conservatives tried to claim the Dark Knight and Knocked Up. Or when environmentalists and libertarians and other relevant political movements tried...
Podcast: 82 Beers For 82 Years (The Alcohol Podcast)
Blog Posts - We here at Octavarius hate alcohol. We hate how delicious it is. We hate how it warms the bones on a chilly winter’s night. We hate how good it makes us feel. So you can imagine our disdain upon discovering...
Hollywood zombies are spOoOoOoOoOoky!
Blog Posts - hey guys, ever since last Halloween, we at Octavarius have been giving pun based spooky salutations to each other… no matter how little sense it makes or how inappropriate the time of year. Recently i discovered these Hollywood zombie cards,...
Podcast: Vacation! (Or: I’m Outta This Dump, Suckers!)
Blog Posts - It’s officially summertime, and that means it’s time for everyone to escape their demons by going on vacation! Octavarius has gone on many vacations, very likely to more exciting places than the average Human has been to. Hear us discuss...
