Regarding your services on the day after St. Patrick’s day

Blog Posts - Dear Daylight Savings: I must inform you that after 47 work quality counseling sessions with company management and 67 written warning letters about your poor work quality, there has not been an acceptable improvement evident in your work. As we...

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Regarding your services on the day after St. Patrick’s day

Video: BattleProv, McNuggets, and Batman

Blog Posts - Thanks again to everyone who came to the show last Thursday. For those who didn’t make it, here’s the video of our “Do Your Thing” round. For those of you who were at the show. If you watch this, you’ll...

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Video: BattleProv, McNuggets, and Batman

It was worth a shot

Blog Posts - As you may know, last week I emailed Meryl Streep’s agent, Kevin Huvane, and proposed to him that if Meryl is “tired of the usual bullshit” she could quit acting in movies for a little while and join Octavarius. I...

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Thank you for making last night magic!

Blog Posts - Dear Everyone in Attendance at Last Night’s Show, Last night rocked. I’m not really sure how to explain all the little wonderful moments that made it magical, but somewhere between chicken nuggets with Billy Murray carved into them, and last...

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Thank you for making last night magic!

Ten Haiku Written By Trees

Blog Posts - I wrote these all yesterday afternoon. If you didn’t think it was possible to write ten different tree haiku, then I guess I just proved you wrong. Eat those words. Om nom nom. Anyway, enjoy.

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Ten Haiku Written By Trees

Regarding your services in Chicago

Blog Posts - Dear Chicago Winter: I must inform you that after 47 work quality counseling sessions with company management and 67 written warning letters about your poor work quality, there has not been an acceptable improvement evident in your work. As we...

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Regarding your services in Chicago

Conversations With a Crazy Man

Blog Posts - That title is a little misleading.  I didn’t have a conversation with a crazy man.  A crazy man had a conversation with himself, and I happened to be sitting next to him. Picture yourself at 7:30 this morning.  You’re tired,...

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Conversations With a Crazy Man

BattleProv’s Torture Round

Blog Posts - This top secret footage is so top secret that they actually asked us to stop filming right in the middle. What we did capture though, shows the “Torture Round” of the BattleProv show. If you missed the last BattleProv show...

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BattleProv’s Torture Round

Horse

Blog Posts - HORSE! What a sad excuse for a zebra.

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Broke in Chicago?

Blog Posts - …of course you are. Who isn’t? We at Octavarius are all pretty cheap and try and find the most frugal ways to have fun, but boy these times are bonerrific tough. Even our Mayor Daley has to work through his...

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Broke in Chicago?
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