Blog Posts - A favorite of many with a silly sense of humor, Awkward Boners.com brings you the best in boners at uncomfortable times and places. You also can rate if the boner is understandable or AWKWARD! Here are a few of my...
Why you should hop on the Chicago Blackhawks Bandwagon
Blog Posts - BWo here, and I am so excited because tonight is the first playoff game for the Chicago Blackhawks! A lot of people don’t understand much about hockey beyond the Mighty Ducks movies and I want to inspire you to find...
Conan takes a bad situation and turns it into a good one
Blog Posts - I’ve always admired those who can embrace the chaos of life and turn it into something fun at all times. The terrible mishandling of the Tonight Show was one of those situations where the chaos of life put a bunch...
My friend Karl is better than your friend Karl
Blog Posts - My friend Karl rules. He studied symbolic systems, mathematics, Patrick Swayze, and Oprah while at Stanford. He’s not only good at math and relating to computers, but he’s also good at being funny and relating to humans! Your friend...
Tinz and BWo had a fun Saturday!
Blog Posts - Sometimes you get up and decide that today will be different from any other day. Tinz and I did that on Saturday, March 13th. After having awesome breakfast and coffee, we headed straight to the Chicago Music Exchange to check...
Will Smith Points Continued: “Welcome to Earth.”
Blog Posts - After we posted the Will Smith Points game, we received several photos from fans posing themselves in the classic will smith, looking away from the camera and giving an almost peace sign at a 45 degree angle upwards. If you...
Dear Meryl Streep, Quit Acting in Movies and Join Our Group
Blog Posts - Dear Meryl Streep, Quit acting in movies and join our group. You are an incredibly talented and versatile performer. I believe that with your talent, you could easily be a fantastic improv comedian. Octavarius is doing our best to make...
Chicago Life (4 a White Guy)
Blog Posts - Hey there everybody! Keith and Tinz would like to share a great song with you! This is just one of the great songs that’s on the Keith and Tinz album that can be purchased here
Brian Wohl: The Secret Agent you want for your operation.
Blog Posts - Hello, my name is Brian Wohl and I understand you’re looking to hire a personal secret agent. I am highly qualified and indispensable to your operation. I have many talents. Including but not limited to: basic understanding of at least...
The Feminist Movement
Blog Posts - Two summers ago, Keith and Tinz joined forces with Lisa (Cloud) Ridarelli to form the fake band, “The Feminist Movement.” The band was cockney and from San Francisco. Anyway, we wrote some fake jingles for some fake products for some...