One Eyebrowed BWO with Mythbusters, the Tinzflex, and Horse Skeleton on Mars
Blog Posts - For those who haven’t heard the space podcast, this picture might be a little overwhelming. I assure you that once you do listen, all of this will be cleared up. A question you might be left asking, however, is “who...
In the event of the Apocalypse Octavarius will take over Tiger Beat Magazine
Blog Posts - Here is the February 13th 2013 issue of Tiger Beat as described in our Apocalypse podcast. Make sure to check out Keith’s Coupon! SO CUTE!!!
LeBron James: Quit Playing Basketball and join our group
Blog Posts - I have sent the following email to LeBron’s marketing team at LRMR: I have an exciting proposal for your client, LeBron James. I am aware that he will become a free agent within the next 42 days and I have...
Keith and Tinz perform live in your home!
Blog Posts - Hello fellow Thursdayers! Have you nothing to do at 8PM central time tonight? No? Then I suggest you come back to Octavarius.com tonight at 8PM for a free live blogcast of Keith and Tinz songs! We will perform some off...
Shh… Octavarius is doing a FREE SHOW at the Underground Lounge
Blog Posts - Let me let you in on a special SECRET FREE OCTAVARIUS SHOW!!! We will be performing a 20 minute set as part of Old West Family Photo’s show at the Underground Lounge at Clark and Newport here in Chicago at...
Extreme Pets and the Morons Who Own Them
Blog Posts - Hey everybody! You may remember a time when I educated you on the crazy people who obsess over their cats. Well, I am back again to inform you of pet owners that are far dumber than any crazy cat lady....
Vincent the Twirling Man of Chicago
Blog Posts - My mother is the one that introduced me to The Twirling Man. She told me he was the “twirling man from the news”. He would twirl on local news broadcasts and wear these bright zoot suits. My mom ventured and...
Dueling: A Gentleman’s Guide to Shooting Someone
Blog Posts - “A man says something which another tells him is a lie. They fight, but whichever is killed the point in dispute remains unsettled.” Ben Franklin, guy who wasn’t president ` ` You know what annoys ME? Settling disputes without guns....
