Blog Posts - This hasty post is a direct response to BWo’s earlier bout of nonsense. If you clicked on the link above, you’d see that LP and LP would produce a super-unlikely baby. Using the same face-morphing website thing, I decided to...
The internet does an abysmal job of helping me realize my fears
Blog Posts - In this week’s Fear Podcast, the possibility of LP asexually reproducing came up. This irked me. So I went to a face-morphing website to analyze what it would look like if LP had sex with himself and made a baby....
MISSED CONNECTION: ANTIQUE HORSE SIGN, TN
Blog Posts - Me: A 24-year-old male who went to Tennessee recently and, with the help of LP and Keith, crafted a new game similar in many respects to both darts and bowling. The game involved Nerf guns and a game board adapted...
Cleverbot is just as big of a loser as I am
Blog Posts - The following is a conversation I had with Cleverbot, the amazing learning application that has conversations with people, and I wasted this amazing interaction with this new being like this: Cleverbot: Do you know what love is? User: Yes. Cleverbot:...
I’m sorry.
Blog Posts - NOT!!!! Yes, I just made a “Not” joke and you will drink it up. Thanks to Nico Dimattia and his wacky celebrity paintings
You’re Welcome.
Blog Posts - Will Smith Fan Art Points!!!!! Suck it everyone!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BWo rides again! Thanks to The Huffington Post for alerting the world to this painting
This is funnier if you’re drunk and alone and not thinking about Kevin from the Backstreet Boys
Blog Posts - A Backstreet Boys fan posted this on YouTube and while not thinking about Kevin, I stumbled upon this video. Kevin, you will be missed. I hope the life you choose to live with your family is amazing and just as...
Danny Tamberelli Stood Me Up. Well, Sort of…
Blog Posts - For those who remember the fantastic Nickelodeon television show “The Adventures of Pete and Pete,” I would like to apologize to you. I attempted a while back to deliver you all an exclusive interview with Danny Tamberelli of Pete and...
Classic drinks, BWo style
Blog Posts - I very much enjoy making drinks. Finding a drink that fits my or another person’s mood or taste on a given night makes me feel good. It’s like cooking for someone, but with much less work, cleanup, and nearly instant...
Why do I watch the Tony Awards?
Blog Posts - Today I sat down on my couch with a delicious pork chop and wild rice lunch to watch last night’s Tony Awards on my DVR. I’m not sure why I watched, as I don’t keep up with musical theatre very...
