Blog Posts - (feel free to listen to this song of victory as you read this post) Dear Dave Wiskerik: That’s right! You heard me. I am awesome. Back in the 8th grade, I was mocked like a three legged child in a...
Emma Watson is adorable
Blog Posts - I know she’s younger, but this girl is just adorable. I wish we could sit together over tea and cake… oh no. Now we’re flying. Actually floating… over the tea and cake, now we’re flying. She’s cute, British, and can...
11 Tips for Getting More Efficiency Out of Women Employees (from 1943)
Blog Posts - This helpful article was written for the July 1943 issue of Transpostation Magazine, and was designed to help male supervisers make the adjustment to a female staff while their usual employees were off fighting WWII. It’s good to know we’ve...
The Pizza-tini: a drink I tried so you don’t have to
Blog Posts - Last weekend, while testing the bar in our new apartment, I asked my roommates, “Hey, do you guys think it’d taste good if I made a pizza drink?” They all said, “No!” They said, “No” so emphatically that I decided...
New Laws that go into effect upon my taking over the world
Blog Posts - lets face it. its GOING to happen. the real question is what do i do first? here is a short list of what shit would change and quick. 1. Gladiatorial events. They’re back! But this time I’m not gonna watch...
Thanks for coming to our last Playground show
Blog Posts - We said our fond fairwell to the folks in Bella tonight, as we departed from the Sandbox Showcase. But we definitely went out with a bang. Howie, the new group, and Bella had super fun shows, with lots of energy...
Octavarius drop kicks The Playground tonight at 8pm
Blog Posts - It’s our last show in our mini Playground run this week. Come help us say goodbye the right way, with butt kicking, hilarious improv. Tickets are $5, and it’s BYOB so everyone’ll be having a good time. The Playground 3209...
Excuse me, Princess
Blog Posts - If you’ve never seen the short lived Legend of Zelda cartoon, then you’re missing out. The main character, Link, is known for his famous line, “Excuse me, Princess,” which he says in just about every episode. Someone awesome on the...
Finally, after all my years of begging, someone made the male equivalent of the padded bra
Blog Posts - Thank god. I have been bemoaning my unflattering body for minutes now, ever since I saw Ript, the new men’s undershirt that makes it look like you’re, well, ripped. This comes from the same designer that helped make P Diddy’s...
Yeah, because I want to shit myself in public
Blog Posts - Whose idea is this? This is stupid! The Sears Tower (eat it Willis!) is having glass balconies on the 103rd floor. Stupid. Pure stupidity at its finest. I hate this idea. I think it is rotten. I hate it more...
