Blog Posts - John Hughes, director of every 80s movie you like, passed away at the age of 59, If you’ve got the time tonight, pop in Breakfast Club, or Sixteen Candles, or any of the hundreds of films he worked on. John...
Jeremy Piven and Ken Jeong show us how it’s done.
Blog Posts - I don’t know how I missed this live, but on WWE’s Monday Night Raw Jeremy Piven and Ken Jeong were the guest hosts. They were promoting their new movie The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard. They proceeded to not only...
Farting on a crowded train
Blog Posts - Dear Crowded Train Farter, You know who you are. I’m pretty sure I sw you giggling today on the Brown Line at 5:12pm. You think you’re so funny, you and the vegetables you ate for lunch. We weren’t laughing.
George Brett sings
Blog Posts - What Royals Hall-of-Famer George Brett is saying has in no way been changed, just altered by pitch. This video below combines a couple of my favorite things: Auto-Tuned video and a man with no filter of what’s on his mind....
Websites of yore
Blog Posts - Remember what websites looked like 12 years ago? Yeah, I don’t either, but that’s what’s great aboutthe internet, we don’t have to. There are a variety of sites devoted to archiving internet development, and it’s fun to go back and...
Mr. Perfect is simply Perfect
Blog Posts - The late, great, Mr. Perfect (Curt Henning) was one of my favorite wrestlers growing up. The best part about him was that he actually was that good at every sport. My favorite part about him was the ridiculous vignettes they...
UK furniture warehouse attempts world mattress dominos record
Blog Posts - I don’t know if you’ve been checking the news, but apparently there’s some sort of global recession going on right now. One consequence is that many employees sit around waiting for orders to roll in, like these fine blokes from...
G I Blows: Rise of the Cobra
Blog Posts - I got a bad feeling this ‘summer blockbuster.’ Now heading into the summer I was all about explosions and epic battles, however you can only take so much of the same as Michael Bay proved. But how can a man...
I Hate Creative Homeless People
Blog Posts - Homeless People. We all see them. Dirty, diseased, cracking their missing-toothed-grins at us as we walk to Starbucks to buy a latte with the five dollars our parents gave us. They need to get their shit together. Okay, that might...
Fake Pokemon Trailer Script
Blog Posts - Sweet Georgia Brown, it’s my first Octavarius post. And, as such, I decided to load up a script I wrote for a trailer for a fake Pokemon live-action movie. For some unknown reason (the Dark Knight) every studio is pushing...
