Blog Posts - The core members of Octavarius are all improvisers. We wish for a day to be noticed and asked to do our wacky antics on the big screen. The ability to do movies that allow us to embody a character and...
‘Just a Friend’ the literal music video
Blog Posts - Literal music videos are popping up everywhere these days. Some of the best include Under the Bridge and Total Eclipse of the Heart. Here’s the newest I’ve come across. Take it away Biz Markie!
Megan is SO old.
Blog Posts - Megan is so old that she wears a toupee for her bush. The inspiration for this joke is that Marc’s girlfriend’s birthday was Sunday and I thought of a joke for her birthday. I don’t want to completely embarrass her,...
Gargamel: The Man Behind the Monster
Blog Posts - Everyone knows who Gargamel is. Gargamel is an “evil” wizard and the sworn enemy of the Smurfs. With his trademark catchphrase, “I hate those Smurfs!” Gargamel strikes utter terror into the hearts of the blue men and woman of Smurf...
You have a friend request… from Jesus
Blog Posts - Seems like Jesus’d be a good Facebook friend at first, but do you really want to get all of his annoying application invitations? Jesus is probably king of Mafia Wars by now. And big surprise, he turned out to be...
Keds releases bacon shoes
Blog Posts - That’s right, bcaon shoes. Like the bacon bra and the beef jerky briefs, the bacon shoe takes meat fashion to the next level. Available from Keds on Zazzle, the bacon shoe can be customized with different stitching, sole, and binding...
The Harry Ellis D-Bag of the week! (8/2-8/9)
Blog Posts - It’s raining outside….its been a long week…at least you are not this guy… He is a D-Bag! doesn’t shower his name is Oswald Cobblepot (asshole name) bites a man’s nose!! owns tons of umbrellas, yet it doesn’t rain in gotham...
John Hughes, R.I.P.
Blog Posts - John Hughes, director of every 80s movie you like, passed away at the age of 59, If you’ve got the time tonight, pop in Breakfast Club, or Sixteen Candles, or any of the hundreds of films he worked on. John...
Jeremy Piven and Ken Jeong show us how it’s done.
Blog Posts - I don’t know how I missed this live, but on WWE’s Monday Night Raw Jeremy Piven and Ken Jeong were the guest hosts. They were promoting their new movie The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard. They proceeded to not only...
Farting on a crowded train
Blog Posts - Dear Crowded Train Farter, You know who you are. I’m pretty sure I sw you giggling today on the Brown Line at 5:12pm. You think you’re so funny, you and the vegetables you ate for lunch. We weren’t laughing.