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Thanks to the Onion for this one. They know me all too well.
Obama Depressed, Distant Since ‘Battlestar Galactica’ Series Finale
“Our nation finds itself in uncharted territory in the deep emptiness of space,” Obama announced. “The Old Girl has limited supplies, no allies, and now, no hope. I never said this would be an easy journey. Yet I promise you this: There is a place where there is no war and no economic turmoil. It is where, according to the Sacred Scrolls handed down to us by the Lords of Kobol, the thirteenth tribe traveled over three thousand years ago. That place is called Earth. Not the other Earth. This Earth. It’s complicated. Anyway, I plan to take us there.”
They even mention my favorite episode “Unfinished Business” and mock my least favorite episode, one where Helo has to deal with a bunch of sick people.
