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We all have a friend in need. Nick Mikula. We once knew a strong, vibrant, young man that could take on the world.
But recently, he has stayed in and watched movies, ignoring the world around him. He is stuck and must be saved. I Googled his name for current images, and this came up:
This must be stopped. I would save him, but I will be stuck at work. Go! Or else Kevin Costner will get to him first and blandly charisma him to death!