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So, Sam Mendes will be directing the next Bond film. AWESOME!! But who will play the villian? We, the audience, need a classic villian bent on world domination.
I present to you, Mr. Mendes, your next Bond villian!
RUSSIAN TINZ
DA!
Okay, Mendes, he is an ex KGB agent, that disguises himself as a cook for Her Majesty’s Secret Service.
DA DA!
Surpise! He informs 007 of his secret plan to poison all of Britian’s food supply!
DA DA SCIENCE!
Here, Russian Tinz tortures James Bond with history of first Czar.
DA DA EVIL!!
In the climax of the film, Russian Tinz, leader of the Communist Cult, is foiled by 007 by eating poisoned hot pockets.
Sam Mendes, I thank you for your time.
