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Me: A 24-year-old male who went to Tennessee recently and, with the help of LP and Keith, crafted a new game similar in many respects to both darts and bowling. The game involved Nerf guns and a game board adapted from a rare vintage tin thermometer.
You: A rare vintage tin thermometer. You were in a cabin outside of Carthage, TN. You had “Dr. Barker’s Horse Liniment” written on your front. You had a very distinct pattern, normally used to read the temperature, that also doubled as a perfect scoring system. I left Tennessee and I haven’t been able to find you since.
You looked like this when last we met.
I need you. Playing Gunball just isn’t the same without you. If you’re reading this, give yourself to me as soon as possible. I’ll pay your owner somewhat handsomely. Then I’m going to nail you. HARD. TO MY WALL. WHERE I PLAN TO SHOOT YOU. WITH MULTIPLE GUNS.
*find me*
- Location: Chicago, IL
- It’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services and other commercial interests
