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Are you ready for the Yak attack!?
HELLO LADIES!!! My name is Yak-Face and you might have seen me in the hit film “Return of the Jedi.” I am a single Yak-Man looking for a lovely woman. I recently relocated to your Earth System and am living in the Lake View Area (Go Cub-like Animals, tear the skin off your foes and feed it to the great Yak God Asumsnubus III!)
I am temporarily unemployed but am looking for a jobs in the accounting/finance department of some major firms. I haven’t been able to lock down a job due to my enormous hands breaking key boards (I am writing this with my nose)
I am looking for a woman who I could spend my time with. Maybe get a couple drinks with and see where it goes. Don’t be alarmed by my big nose. Tis a safe creature that will not threaten you unless it smells threats.
I tend to go with girls that are smart and find Yaks to be cute…just a preference.
Yo, I got some mother fuckin' horns!
Holla!!! Whats up my bitches! Hmmmm I is back in Chi-Town living in the Lake-View area (Go Cubs go! Rip their hearts out and send those cursed base ball players in to hell so we can find the Shankra stones!!!!!!)
Anyways, lets hang! Text the cell, so we can rock out any of my favorite dance clubs.
I am under legal obligation to say that I have drugged people’s drinks before (I made them drink the blood of Kali) but I have since learned from my mistakes. I also don’t enslave childen, but I will be your love slave…What? BAM BAM BAM MOLA RAM! Let’s rip a heart out!
-Da Ram!
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