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That’s right, bcaon shoes.
Kiss my foot!
Like the bacon bra and the beef jerky briefs, the bacon shoe takes meat fashion to the next level. Available from Keds on Zazzle, the bacon shoe can be customized with different stitching, sole, and binding colors so you can personally express your own meatiness.
Sorry guys, these savory slippers only come in women’s sizes.
