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Hey Joseph Gordon Levitt,
Yes, the sexiest man around. Come have pizza with me and the crazy improv group Octavarius! No, I’m serious. I think it would be a lot of fun. We would eat, laugh, drink, intercourse, talk, and overall have wonderful times.
Octavarius loves to be creative and produce entertaining videos and sketches. Your cool and interesting production company HitRECord(www.hitrecord.org) is such an amazing idea and it would be great to talk about HitRECord over some famous Chicago deep dish pizza.. and maybe in my bed.
Joseph = my hero. You used your powers for good. Meaning you used your fame and a following as a portal for other unknown artists to create and collaborate real work, that actually gets displayed. I believe this is the coolest and most non selfish idea ever. Not to mention you also have very sexy video posts on www.HitRECord.org, especially the one where you crashed into a cab, fell off your bike and got 30 something stitches.
Also, Tinz, an Octavarius improv member, said if I could get you to have pizza with us, he would get you to marry me….which would be a plus for me.
Please consider the offer. Thank you.
Lauren “Timoney” or “Mrs. Gordon Levitt” Aimone
Octavarius Company Stage Manager
