My brother, Mark, visited my family for the first time in 6 months this week and could not stay for Mother’s Day. So this past Tuesday, my brother, father, mother, grandfather, grandmother, and great grandmother all came to visit me in Chicago for a nice (early) Mother’s Day dinner. We had a lovely time and enjoyed the food. But I completely forgot to give my mom, grammie, and oma their Mother’s Day presents. So here is a video of what they would have gotten for Mother’s Day were I not such a tremendous idiot.

I have been an idiot before and I will again.