By 
"I slam hammers to save, I slam hammers to kill."
Let it be known to the masses that I, Keith “HammerSlammer” Habersberger, am the true HammerSlammer, and all others who claim themselves to be the HammerSlammer are nothing but petty impostors.
“HammerSlammer
Leave you Enamored
Slam more hammers
Than spam from a spammer
Couldn’t get in to Harvord or Stanford
So I spent my days just slammin’ down hammers
Ohh HammerSlammer
Your like a modern day nonmythylogical Thor.
Ohh HammerSlammer
What are you slammin’ all those hammers down for?
I slam hammers for peace
I slam hammers for profit
I slam hammers so that jammers have a beat to rock wit
I slam hammers to save
I slam hammers to kill
I slam hammers so congress will pass hammer slammin bills
Oh HammerSlammer
How does slammin’ hammers affect congress?
Ohh HammerSlammer
With no college education what can you accomplish?
I don’t need a degree
To make people see
That the constitution allows hammer-slammin me
To slam down hammers to the nth degree
That’s me
HammerSlammer
Slam from sea to shining sea
Isnt there a limit to slammin’?
I’ll slam hammers so hard you’ll think I’m battering rammin!
Don’t you think that’s a little excessive?
A little excessive can be rather impressive.
I don’t have any other skills or craft or trade
But I can slam so precise I can engrave your grave
And if there’s a hammer slammin famine and there’s evil to be damnin’
I’ll cram in twice the slammin fore we sit down to eat salmon
Ohh HammerSlammer
Why do you assume that you will be rewarded with fish
Ohh HammerSlammer
If it’s a land locked town that is an unrealistic wish
But I’m a mamma Jamma
I got hollywood glamour
Cause I slamma with my hamma
And I use bad gramma
Cause my hamma says
Hurts you like gamma rays
Take you to a grandma daze
Make you shout I’m a mazed
Come on come and get it,
come on come and get it
Come on come and get it
The train goes woo wooooo
I live in a tower
I shower every hour
If you look at me
I am sure that I will glower
Maximum power
My attitude is sour
It’s happy hour
I’m the HammerSlammer”
