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Okay, so it’s not Glenn Beck’s actual poetry, but it’s someone repunctuating his words as poems. Props to Salon.com for doing this. Here’s a delicious exceprt:
We’ve got time to write tickets, we’ve got time to write tickets,
Have the police officers write tickets, you know why; becauseThat way, the city has money that they can bribe people
To vote for them; they don’t want to enforce these lawsBecause they want more votes; you know it happens every time;
They’re doing it to the border patrol, they’re doing it to the cops,They’re doing it to our soldiers, every single time we have somebody
Wear our uniform with our name and put them in harm’s way,We don’t support them; why, because of some stupid politician;
I’ve had enough. I have had enough. Michael, thank you very much.We’ll talk to you on this; please follow this story for us;
We’ll talk to you again; you know, this is why we’re doing the show on Friday.
(“Glenn Beck,” Fox News, March 11, 2009)
I don’t like these quite as much as FoundVerse.com, but it’s still pretty funny. And Glemn Beck is a sad, sad man.
