Finally, after all my years of begging, someone made the male equivalent of the padded bra

Thank god.  I have been bemoaning my unflattering body for minutes now, ever since I saw Ript, the new men’s undershirt that makes it look like you’re, well, ripped.

This comes from the same designer that helped make P Diddy’s Sean John line (and the only clothes I ever wear).

I can’t wait to own one of these, so I can go out and seduce women with my massively cut chest.  Think about all the great Creed music video poses I could do!

Once I wear Ript, and enjoy the adoration of every woman around me, the rest of my life will probably be better too.  I’ll get a big raise for being so cool, and there will always be a train arriving at the platform right when I’m strutting up the stairs. A train full of hot ladies, just waiting to get their hands on my ript abs.

hank you.  Thank you for solving all of my life’s problems, Ript.

via Boing Boing